We thought he'd keep her from singing. We thought she'd stop him ringing granddads live on air and boasting to them of banging their nieces. We thought the pair would be good for us, kind of like a bad+bad would be equal to a good thing.  The way you multiply a minus and a minus and magically get a plus. That their hyperactive personalities would be so engaged in each other that they would fade out of the limelight.

Normally we fuss a lot over these advisory alerts. We know that issuing one means that a forthcoming event will see man having his lifestyle impaired to some degree and we hate being the bringers of bad news. But alas, they are a necessary evil.

Nicole Richie is launching a fashion line. That simple statement in itself should be enough to have you taking some precautions to protect your wealth and wellbeing as news of the development spreads to the missus.

We're issuing an advisory alert (What is an advisory alert? ) for the impending deluge of media coverage Justin Timberlake’s split from Jessica Biel is about to generate.